thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
whose parrot is this?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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