I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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