oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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