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Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad

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(773): View more from Illinois

is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?

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it's more of a rinse.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.

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(917): View more from New York City

about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey

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She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name

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(347): View more from New York

i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended

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(303): View more from Colorado

Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms

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