I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Randomize
