hell yes lets make some ravioli
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize
