like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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