I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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