Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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