Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
