Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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