Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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