On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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