Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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