I wannas sexs uuuuu
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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