Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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