Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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