He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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