Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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