I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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