It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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