I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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