There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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