I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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