im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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