after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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