we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Randomize
