Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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