wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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