I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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