high people should be assigned attendants
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
There r osticjed everywhere
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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