Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
