i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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