I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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