dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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