After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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