I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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