What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
