I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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