Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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