Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Randomize
