Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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