What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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