just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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