Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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