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say what?
wanna hang out?
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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