You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I lost the right to judge tonight
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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