As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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