Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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