I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I have post one night stand depression
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