Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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