Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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