Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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