I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
high people should be assigned attendants
Ketchup is God's man juice
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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