My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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