hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
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